Enhanced Interrogation

Summarized from ConConejo's post at HuffPost

By far right wing Neo-Con Rep fiat...
Torture must now be called "enhanced interrogation"
Rape is called "involuntary penetration"
Robbery is called "unexpected appropriation"
Stabbing is called "terminal acupuncture"
Shooting is called "projectile intolerance"

Who knew a euphemism could make something illegal and immoral somehow seem less criminal and morally acceptable? Those crazy funny facists!

http://balkin.blogspot.com/2009/05/news-flash-taliban-waterboards-captured.html

If you can think of other ones, put them in the comments!